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He is just the nicest kid i know he is fucken modest about everything he does, his abillty to include everyone in everything he does is amazing, he dosent really rake poon but he loves to think he does, he always says to the boys that he got in but really he only got fresh hooks once in his life.
Overall he is a nice kid and he will play AFL (if he grows!!)
"Fuck that kid is hopeless"
"Yeah hes a bit of an Ashley Krakauer"
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Ash Horne is from the band The Midnight Beast (TMB) with Stefan Abingdon and Dru Wakely. They have a large following on Youtube and their parody of Tik Tok by KE$HA went to no. 1 on the Australian charts.
Ash is the most good looking guy in the band. Fit. Funny guy with an awesome laugh. Up for anything. Makes the name Ashley work. Lovely eyes. Could probably model something for a fashion industry. He probably smells good too. Makes Stefan Abingdon look just ok when he is probably actually good looking. "He has special powers and can stay up for seven whole hours."* The Midnight Beast are quite awesome.
*(quote from The Midnight Beast song: Ninjas)
Girl 1: Why does Ashley Horne look so good in every freaking photo?
Girl 2: I don't know ..maybe Ash was just born that way.
Boy : I wish I were like that. (hangs his head in sadness)
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Mike Ashley is a fat cockney bastard. He loves to shag Dennis Wise and will suck you off for a pound. He is foaming because Amanda Staveley spent £40 of his money on a curry. He has to change his shirt every half our coz he’s fat as fuck the smelly bellend
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(noun) - sex god; bassist of Black Veil Brides; owner of Purdy Porn; actor, featured in several Dennis Westower tapes
Him: Oh, did you hear about Ashley Purdy?
Her: Yea! He just became president of the world!
Him: Oh I was talking about his new Purdy Porn
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A girl who is slightly (maybe more ) crazy, definitely cringy, hair is always a mess, has giant glasses, likes doing art and special effects, has too many accounts on Social Media, loves penguins and llamas, is way to obsessed with jumping on her trampoline, is NOT a morning person, likes to binge watch a lot of different shows and is really tired in school all the time plus other random pointless details.
Ashley Applesauce is tired right now.
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The best shithouse player to ever grace the premier league.
Diego costa is a b-tec Ashley Barnes
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a girl who has almost not talent at all. was once a major poser who wouldnt hold a note to save her life a few years ago. now she is a fake, plastic faced slut who still cant hold a note to save her life. also says shit about how she loves how her natural body is, then gets plastic surgery on it the next day. the only way the world even knows her is through the fact that her sister was famous for her actual talent. has a tendency to lip sync at concerts (to the hideous screeching she calls music), and then gets caught.
ugh! stop trying to act all punk...you look like ashley simpson all over again!
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