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v. to leave, be on your way.
you: are you ready to go?
me: let's shake ass.
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When you want to sarcastically thank someone with a fart. A Mexican thank you!
Wife: l picked up your socks off the floor, again!
Husband: bends over letting one rip and says: “gassy-ass senorita” and smiles. BTW he’s making a full recovery in the hospital!
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the upgraded version of butt-pirates.
Peter, You Ass-Raider!
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Unable to shit. Constipated. Requiring a laxative or enema to but that rectal clog.
I have an ass knot. Need a laxative now.
The only thing that busted up my ass knot was that enema. Wet and wild.
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A person that is unwilling to help or participate in anything productive. Totally willing to wait on everything to be handed to them for no apparent reason.
His/Her triflin ass needs to do better and go get a job to take care of his/her kids.
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when your ass gets sore from sitting for extended periods of time in an uncomfortable seat (e.g. metal folding chairs or bleechers)
I went to see the Chicago Cubs play, the game lasted almost four hours, when the game was over I had some major ass fatigue.
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