MAC-attack

A spastic rage coupled with confusion while attempting to use a Microsoft product due to being accustomed to Apple products.

I had a MAC-attack today while using my PC.

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jack attack

the act of having a cigarette with the company of your friends, or in some cases alone.

Zbaby: hey skyrus, wanna step outside for a jack attack?
skyrus: yeah man, do you have a lighter?
Zbaby: yeah dude.

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attacking backwards

Nowadays, used to comically describe a retreat in online battle games.
However, in the past, many different forces such as the Mongol Horde, Napoleon's Grande Armee, Rommel's Afrikan Corps, Darius' Immortal Spada and so on...used this tactic to draw out enemy forces, discourage them from chase while escaping from enemy strength, divert attention away from other attacks moving forwards and/or to simply remaneuver around the battlefield.

Confederate cavalry under Colonel J.E.B. Stuart retreated to escape the clutches of Captain Carter's (Union)regiment and to allow berth for Stonewall Jackson's advance in the Battle of 1st Manassas.

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grass attack

A memory lapse/loss due to longterm marijuana use.

(you get a new bong)
"I'll name you so-gnar"
(next day)
"I'll name you michelle piper."
(example of an incognizant grass attack)

simple grass attacks may occur when you misspell words, when you stop mid-conversation because you forgot what you were saying, when you forget to put deoderant on, when you miss a patch while shaving, etc.

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BigMac attack

What happens after a frater has imbibed both a large quantity of alcohol and spicy food in the same evening. After said individual has passed out, the ferocious amount of feces which is launched into his pants while unconcious is both sickening and amazing. This is called a BigMac Attack.

Dude, I drank 18 beers and a bottle of Jaeger at the ChiliFest. I woke up in a field and must have had a BigMac Attack, because my pants were filled with crap and I had lesions on my cheeks.

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Attack Helicopter

What RWNJs stated their gender is.

I sexually Identify as the "I sexually identify as an attack helicopter" joke. Ever since I was a child, I've dreamed of flippantly dismissing any concepts or discussions regarding gender that don't fit in with what I learned in 8th grade bio. People say to me that this joke hasn't been funny since 2014 and please at least come up with a new one, but I don't care, I'm hilarious. I'm having a plastic surgeon install Ctrl, C, and V keys on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "epic kek dank meme trannies owned with facts and logic" and respect my right to shit up social media. If you can't accept me you're a memeophobe and need to check your ability-to-critically-think privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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fag attack

To spaz out in a faggish way.

Cody had a fag attack, when he spazed out about his finger being hurt.

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