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National tell your girlfriend her pubes look nice day
“Hey babe it’s August 28th, your pubes look great”
August 4th is international lmbao day. A day used to celebrate the life and death of the famous chinese hacker, lmbao
OMG it's august 4th, lmbao day. Let's hack into a small family owned store's database and steal all their money in memory of lmbao.
On 23rd of August in 1966 the first photograph of Earth was taken from the Moon's orbit. People born on that date are adventurous, explorers and open minded. I am one of the lucky ones too which explains my obsession with space and existence.
23rd of August is a special day for me!
You are born on the 23rd of August, the hot but incredible summer day.
National slightly above average dick day.
Liam: I have has a slightly above average dick and my birthday is August 25 day.
Rocky: That’s cool I guess.
the day you're gonna feel single, cause thats national gf day which means everybody is gonna be posting their gf's and you're gonna be sitting there in your room looking at everybody's stories crying.
calender: august 1st
everybody: posts their gf
you: cry because you're single
august 15
the day that the most prettiest, kindest, most wonderful boy was born
omg ur bday is august 15? you are soooo cool