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Australian language

An improved but slightly more bootleg version of the english language

American: "I can never understand aussies when they speak"

Australian: "Fuck off the bloody idiot, the Australian language is the same as yours"

by Scomo's mum January 26, 2020


Australian Language

The official language of Australia. Different than English. Commonly discredited as not its own entity. Consists of separate grammar and spelling that is not recognized by those unfamiliar or unaccepting of Australian heritage. Often results in overly unwarranted criticism

‘They don’t speak English in Australia…they speak Australian ’

‘The doctor spoke in the Australian language and instructed the patient to breath as he placed his bouncey stethescope on her chest’

by AustralianLinguist February 27, 2022


Australian rim job

A butt licking that is counter clockwise

I think I will mix it up tonight and give Holly an Australian rim job

by rockitjony October 02, 2022


Australian wake up

Waking someone up by performing oral sex on the sleeping party.

He woke me by doing a Australian wake up

by Bobby the Boblet December 25, 2022


australian jousting

2 men competing to insert their penis in the others rectum

Guy#1 "Dude why are you walking like that"
Guy#2 "my dad beat me in Australian Jousting last night"

by ScrotumStrangler June 25, 2022


Australian Turnpike

When you cum, defecate, and vomit at the same time

Jack tried jerking off while chain smoking his vape and pulled an Australian Turnpike

by Joenashhh May 17, 2025


Australian sponge bath

Ejaculating on a sponge and giving a sponge bath to an aussie.

Hey babe want an Australian sponge bath?

by Sandypearle January 13, 2023