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An improved but slightly more bootleg version of the english language
American: "I can never understand aussies when they speak"
Australian: "Fuck off the bloody idiot, the Australian language is the same as yours"
The official language of Australia. Different than English. Commonly discredited as not its own entity. Consists of separate grammar and spelling that is not recognized by those unfamiliar or unaccepting of Australian heritage. Often results in overly unwarranted criticism
‘They don’t speak English in Australia…they speak Australian ’
‘The doctor spoke in the Australian language and instructed the patient to breath as he placed his bouncey stethescope on her chest’
A butt licking that is counter clockwise
I think I will mix it up tonight and give Holly an Australian rim job
Waking someone up by performing oral sex on the sleeping party.
He woke me by doing a Australian wake up
2 men competing to insert their penis in the others rectum
Guy#1 "Dude why are you walking like that"
Guy#2 "my dad beat me in Australian Jousting last night"
When you cum, defecate, and vomit at the same time
Jack tried jerking off while chain smoking his vape and pulled an Australian Turnpike
Ejaculating on a sponge and giving a sponge bath to an aussie.
Hey babe want an Australian sponge bath?