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The price you pay for the luxury of having a boyfriend. Example: Cleaning, cooking, and popping back zits. Occasionally reciprocation for oral sex/blow jobs.
Boyfriend tax is worse than girlfriend tax, but I can't pull wax strips off of my bikini area myself, so here we are.
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A 13 year old boy from the internet that you are dating. Also could be a geeky controlling guy that gets what he wants.
my sudo boyfriend just made me make him a sandwich
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Basically the guy you want put he prob doesn’t exist. He takes your scrunchies and gives you his hoodies. Texts you all night. Wants to take you on cute adventures. Is basically your best friend.
I wish I had a vsco boyfriend.
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The victim of a very tragic twist of fate in which God deems someone just too god damn sexy for his/her (in this case "his") own good, and thus gives him a tragic flaw. In Shelly's boyfriend's example, this tragic flaw is the inability to wear sleeves, EVER. As a result his arms are at a constant freezing temperature, and he has to hold onto his girlfriend Shelly for warmth.
Dude I feel so sorry for that guy, that's a real Shelly's Boyfriend if i've ever seen it. But boy, he sure is hot.
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person1: I wish I had a boyfriend
person2: yeah you wish, you stupid potato.
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A boyfriend is someone a girl can live and can talk to. Starting around the 2016 boys have been playing by girls and just trying to look good, but they need to know girls have emotions too. Most boyfriends are good but there are just some that are the opposite so guys out there be nicer and less worried about being popular. Girls find the right boyfriend to treat you the right way and you will have a great life.
Person 1: I think my boyfriend is cheating on me..
Person 2: try asking him instead of me and talk it out with him. If he’s bad find someone else that is loving
Person 1: ok thanks!
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One is considered a 'Boyfriend of Instagram', who willingly and knowingly submits to his partner's request for either a squad photo of their drunk-ass friends or simply a solo photoshoot of themselves, all in an effort to fulfill their insatiable desire for the perfect picture. One is also considered a 'Boyfriend of Instagram', if the same "low-speed" action is committed with an other drunk squad of girls/guys that may or may not be the subject's significant other.
"I totally exposed that 'Boyfriend of Instagram' at the beach the other day.
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