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What your mother calls you when you’re laughing to much at her because you are weird.
Ex:
Mom: *rests arm on puzzle then knocks puzzle off table*
Me: *laughs while crying*
Her: *glares*
Me: are you gonna put your arms back on the table?
Her: no.
Me:why?
Her: because my daughters a nerd bagel.
A sexual act performed by homosexuals. One partner will lie on his front exposing his bare bottom. The second partner will lay a slice of cheese across the first partners buttocks and proceed to sit on the cheese slice therefore creating a bagel out of anus rings.
Using compliments to butter someone up so that they can share whatever they're eating
OMG are you bagelling me for my ice-cream?!
what happens when you break a condom and all thats left is a ring of latex around your penis
"We were going so crazy last night I didn't even realize we were bagelling!"
The prolapsed colon resulting from extreme anal penetration, such a fisting,
Hand made gay bagels, ask for Rob.
Synonym for a woman's private area.
Look at how tight Kathy's leisure pants are. You can see her meat bagel through them! Jeff's mom's titties
It means your kitty or pussy is ready to be slurped or it means the pussy is wet
"Is your your pussy a Tyra's Bagel right now?" My boyfriend with wavy dirty blonde locks with bright green orbs