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the bases:
1st- making out, snogging, french kissing
2nd- fingering/handjob
3rd- licking out/blow job
4th- full sex
(Mum overhears John talking about the day before)
John: Blah blah blah second base blah
Friend: hahahahaha (laughs for no reason)
Mum(interrupting): is that good, dear?
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the action of sniffing & sneezing, when you put your nose up someones back passage and sniff in the delightful aroma, then sneeve, unbleliavable pleasure.
"dude, i totally went to twelth base last night"
"dude, really, what even is that?"
"dude, she totally snotted up my ass"
"sweeeeeeeet"
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Taking 7 males, and going into the Russian zero gravity aircraft (vomit comet). Seven virgins should also be present. Then engaging in bisexual intercourse with all those involved simultaneously - usually involves having new holes torn in the muscle of your anus to accommodate males.
Dude #1: Wow....
Dude #2: What....
Dude #1: Someone found a new base so uploaded it to Urban Dictionary.
Dude #2: OMMFG. Do they not already have...
Dude #1: Yeah.... 26.
Dude #2: Yeah. Someone went to 27TH base
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AN AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME Band from the late 90's ish and its awesome. They rock man.
"Dont turn around you dont wanna see my heart breakin dont turn around i dont want you seein me cry"
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Getting to third base is the most ambiguous stage of high-school heterosexual interaction. The definition really depends on how far the boy goes: is it an intermediate stage followed by going all the way, or is it the final stage of making out? (everything that follows is from the boy's perspective) When I was a kid (mid-70s) it meant groping skin-to-skin instead of through the clothes. Today it's gone farther: "getting to third" implies that you eventually squirted; "I got as far as third" means that you didn't do it inside her (hand job, blow job, dry-hump, just lose it while making out, etc.). If you go all the way, it doesn't really matter when you got to third.
"How far did you go?"
"Third base, dude! She wouldn't drop her panties, but we kept at it until I spooged my boxers."
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when two women make a plan to rape a fat man but half way through the rape the women start fucking each other while the fat man jacks off while watching them
dude 1: i got to 55th base last night
dude 2: you don't look that fat to me.
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A sum of hoes from which you may pick for a booty call when sexually frustrated.
"Dude, now that you're single again you have to start building back up your hoe base"
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