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A command or ultimatum of the most serious and possibly life-threatening nature. Happens one someone careens too closely to your personal space.
Dude 1: "Dude, I took a brewski from your fridge, hope you don't mind"
Dude 2: "No sweat, bro knock yourself out!"
Dude 1: "Sweet! Then you won't mind that I pilfered some of your stash too?"
Dude 2: "PUT THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE BASKET!!"
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A complex term used for sex; it takes two guys and a girl, or whatever you are into. One person receives the action, preferably a girl, while the guy or the other girl eats her out so hard and aggressive like weaving a basket. The other guy or girl would pour a bottle of fancy ass water, to give the simulation of being underwater.
"Hey, lets have a three way do some underwater basket weaving!"
Yeah let's do it!
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My husband hasn’t gone near my delivery basket since I’ve had the baby.
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A form of person who never leaves there house our secluded area just like a laundry basket and is really just a horny bitch
Broo that girl is acting like a horny bitch laundry basket
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Horny nigga laundry basket are niggas who get horny for a laundry baskets. they will stick their dicks in the hole of a basket
That horny nigga laundry basket is very disturbing
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Something to write on sweat pants if there is nothing else to, often followed by numbers 1-7 no one knows where this practice comes from however it is largely considered random without cause and just because/ why not?
I don't know what to put on the sweatpants!
me neither!
how about underwater basket weaving then the numbers 1-7?
sounds good buddy
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A slightly aggressive way of telling somebody to put lotion in a basket
Buffalo Bill: It places the lotion in the basket
Catherine: I wanna see my mommy. Please no...
Buffalo Bill: PUT THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE BASKET!