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When ones birthday falls on a weekend it is a great time. However, it is much less fun when one's birthday is on a weekday. As a consolation, many people observe the tradition of birthday 9 days. Instead of one big party, you can celebrate your birthday in smaller parties starting the weekend before your birthday and ending at the end of the following weekend, making a total of 9 days.
There are two sects of people that define which days are weekend days. One group defines the weekend as Friday and Saturday, while another group defines the weekend as Saturday and Sunday. Usually people over the age of 30 fall into the latter group, since they are too old to go out and party on Friday night.
Mark: "Does birthday 9 days start this weekend?"
Derek: "Hell yea! 9 day bender here I come!"
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A boy who loves to kick every countries butt!
Birthday the american beats Merriam the Russia and Petrie the Mongolia every time.
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Short for when you go out by yourself and celebrate your birthday by binge-eating at every single greasy, fast food establishment you can hit, later winding up with painful and uncontrollable diarrhea, also known as binge-shitting.
I had all of my favorite double bacon and onion ring laden cheeseburgers and cheesecake at each and every one of the burger spots around town to celebrate my birthday but quickly found it may have been overkill ‘cause I was doubled over and blowin’ birthday brown before sundown.
The best meme account ever. Very relatable. Loves Dan and Phil , Emos , Death Note, and so much more.
Happy birthday Nicholas: A meme account that is underrated. If you see this hbdn, know that amb and gab love the memes.
When happy birthday isn't enoug
Happy fucking birthday lobster!
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its my best friend sophias birthday today
dude happy birthday sophia
A blowjob given on your birthday while humming happy birthday to you
Tonight after dinner I get my happy birthday hummer! yeah me!