Blind Diamond

When Seran wrap is placed over a womens face and the portion over her mouth is cut open for penetration. Then she begins to suck your dick then you cum on her eyes hense diamond.

I ran out of seran wrap last night because I gave a blind diamond.

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Blind Pig

a detroit cop during the late 1960's

During the late 1960's, in Detroit, blind pigs were abound.

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Blind Ambition

noun: When you forget to wear your glasses and you are walking around a public setting. You see your old flame . He/She says hello to you and you tell Him/Her to go fuck themselves. Later you realize that it was not your old flame that said hello and that he/she was talking to someone else behind you. The momentary blindness gave you the courage to say what you felt.

Guy1 walks into a bookstore
Guy1 walks out 5 minutes later
Guy1: Man i just told my ex what i actually though of her
Guy2: Did you have your glasses?
Guy1: No
Guy2: Well that's blind ambition for ya.

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number blind

A problem with some people who have trouble with numbers, math, and any numerical reference from time to time. Often related to deadlines and quantity.

Setting at a staff meeting:
Martha: "Jim, did you get the memo?"
Jim: "Yes, you need 4 versions of the finished proposal produced by the 25th".
Martha: "No, we need 6 versions of the finished proposal produced by the 15th. What, are you number blind or what?"

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Blind Wardrobe

When you're getting on a girl who is completely naked, you spunk in her eye, take her clothes, and run out of the room.

I gave emily a blind wardrobe.

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blind jackal

1)Another name for alcohol, or an alcoholic drink.

2) Jackal with his eyes looking a tad unfocoused.

1) Too much blind jackal for you!

2) Peeves, why is Jackal looking a little blind?

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Blind Watching

Watching a movie without knowing the description.

"I"m blind watching 'The Hustle', no clue what it's about.

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