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verb- the act of gaining one's erection due to any of the five senses being positively influenced by an attractive lifeform.
Music played in erectile dysfunction commercials. Usually some generic southern guitar jam that makes you look up, then quickly back down again because they're telling you how to "get it done".
There's always an awkward silence after the boner music stops.
A boner teaparty is when a group of no less than seven men are at one fellows house, and one of the men requests some tea. These men may be any where from ages 18 to 36. The owner of the houshold will prepare and heat the tea, and then put sugar in the tea kettle. To his and everyone else's surprise, there will be no clean spoons. The men put their heads together, and decide eventually to use their pulsing, rock-hard boners to stir the tea.
Man 1: What will we stir this delicious Earl Grey with?
Man 2:...umm, my boner is hard and stiff and the head is a bit flattened. It's sort of like a spoon.
Man 3: Brilliant. A boner teaparty.
Man 4: Insert your boner into the scalding tea water then, Pete.
Man 2: Affirmative.
Man 5: He needs help. This is not a one-boner job. I too will stick my raging boner into the tea. Pete will stir in a clockwise motion, whilst I stir counter-clockwise.
Man 6: My balls are cold and clammy. I'm gonna put my balls into the tea as well.
Man 7: You are all gay. Seriously.
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n. Sexual injury occuring when the man misses the woman during vigorous intercourse, bending his Unit while still fully Erect. Sometimes the woman can be injured in the process as well. The worst senario is when the woman is Riding the man and bends the mans Schlong all the way back to it's base. Usually a Broken Boner is accompanied by sobbing, fainting and, in extreme cases, Barfing and trips to the ER.
Could cause permanent damage, leading to Crooked Dick
"Aaaaaaaaahhhhh... broken boner!!!"
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A derogatory, yet all-encompassing slang term for the vagina.
Smells like boner holster in here.
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A quality and memorable erection brought on by the ultimate tease. Might lead to the utterance of boner alert.
When she hinted that there was nothing underneath her dress, I knew I was in for a prime boner.
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An erection caused by an over abundance of urine in the penis, usually occurring upon waking in the morning.
I woke up with a piss boner and slapped kyle in the face with it.
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