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the coolest place in mount olive besides dunkin donuts and "school". its got like 9 fields, that no one really cares about. 2 sets of bathrooms that are now closed because our cool ass kids couldnt stop ruining them, getting high in them, and makin more kids in them :) so now we have these lovely porter-pottys that are great to get high in too :) people go there to hangout, because well thats how cool mount olive is!! and then around 9, cops come out looking for all those high teens, but our cops are sooo smart, that they dont bother to get their lazy asses out of the car, and actually look for them all hidin on the fields. wow. sooo basically... if ya wanna have sex, get high, or pretend your cool, go to tb :)
sally: hey! wanna hangout??
johnny: your from mountolive right? so that means you'll blow me right??
sally: YEAH!!
johnny: at the turkey brook place right??
sally: yeahh!! you roxbury kids are so smart!!
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A swanky suburb of Chicago with a mall and no gas stations.
Guess where I was was today...I got a ton of really expensive clothes, ran out of gas and had to walk all the way to the next town over to fuel up!
Let me guess...Oak Brook?
Yeah!
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One of the smelliest entities known to planet earth. Often mistaken for large piles of excrement topped with slices of moldy cheese and burnt hair. One wiff can cause permanent loss of smell.
"Oh man that almost smells as bad as Brooke Kennedy!"
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A girl from Westerville, Ohio. She is the most awesome person that has ever lived and ever will. Also the most beautiful. She also kicks alot of ass in bike racing. She has never seen totoro. But she is loved by all and one day will be the queen of the universe.
Person #1: Did you just see that girl? She was the most beautiful ever!
Person #2: Yes she is, thats Brooke Crum, she's the most awesome ever
Person #1: Oooo, nice
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a friend that stabs you in the back. a friend that dates your ex.
Thats a brooking friend!
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Brooke is a broken strange girl who will kick your books across the room. She is the girl who stays in bed and eats pizza with youtube playing the background. She is so socially awkward that she can scream in your face with no expectation.
That girl is so Brooke (broke) . Shes so weird.
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Alexis Brooks is known as the Queen Bitch by her close friends. This is a name that she loves to be called actually. Some of her favorite sayings are, “Fan-fucking-tactic,” “Fuck Nut Shit Face,” and “Don’t fuck with me, bitch!”
“I am going to Alexis Brooks your ass.”
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