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The act of urinating into the open sunroof of a car from the balcony of a building. Then when caught, claiming you did it because you thought someone was trying to steal the car, and you were trying to stop them. This event was reported to have taken place in Chicago's South Loop in September of 2014.
If I hadn't have pulled a Chicago Sunroof, your car would be long gone.
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Before sex...kinda like foreplay, the man takes a HUGE shit in the shape of a spiral (so like a cinnamon roll dance, so to speak) then the man cums on the "cinnamon roll" which looks like the icing, and has to eat the "cinnamon roll" before engaging in fornication.
So this girl told me that she liked the Alabama Hot Pocket,..so you know, I thought I'd give it a little 'twist' & throw a Chicago Cinnamon Roll at her. She got so pissed and slapped me in the fuckin face.
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1.When it is sunny, but not warm. Tempratures can range from freezing to chilly.
So-called because Chicagoans, who live under gray skies for about 70% of the year, break out summer clothes at any glimpse of sunshine.
Suprisingly, they are usually quite comfortable in t-shirts when it's 20 degrees Farenheit, as the long, harsh winters give them opportunity to become acclimated to bitter cold.
2. When winter is not quite over, but it's sunny and no longer snowy. Still cold enough for a jacket.
Damn, i left my coat at home because i thought it was warm out, but it's just Chicago t-shirt weather.
I'm so happy it's almost spring! The snow's finally starting to melt, and we've been getting Chicago t-shirt weather instead of blizzards.
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The act of putting corn kernels, butter, and salt on your Dick then having a bitch give you a blowjob like shes eating corn-onthe-cob. She has to eat every corn kernel vigorously and the whole time during she has to say om nom nom until she becomes stuffed or too much corn becomes stuck in her throat.
Dude, I porked this fat chick last night. Made her give a Chicago Corn-onthe-Cob.
Man, I got some seck Cob last night.
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The act of hovering directly over the face of a sleeping or otherwise unsuspecting person while spreading your ass cheeks as wide as your ballon-knot permits. Next, proceed to unleash a monster fart directly on them, thus producing a stench filled wind indicative of the Windy City itself.
After a long night of felching for duckbutter, Lou Skunt decided to pay his gay lover back by giving him a Chicago Sunroof, so he cocked his hemorrhoid infested asshole over his nose and fluttered a gale force ass-bomb so windy that it permanently parted his mustache.
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The ultimate in foodstuffs, aka Chicago Dog
consists of:
mustard
onion
sweet pickle relish (usually neon green)
a dill pickle spear
tomato slices or wedges
sport peppers
a dash of celery salt
steamed sesame seed bun
Vienna Beef Hot Dog
NEVER EVER put ketchup on a Chicago Dog, or there will be consequences
Tourist from Kansas: I'll take a Chicago style hot dog, with ketchup
Big Willy: Whatchu say?
Tourist from Kansas: I wanted ketchup on my wiener
Big Willy: *shoots him*
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The act of male masturbation where your hand is reversed. (Thumb and index finger towards the shaft towards the balls) and stroking slowly in a fluid motion.
kyle did you jerk off today?
Yea but I had to switch it up so I went reverse-grip Chicago style
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