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While a man is doing a woman (any position) and she opens her mouth to moan from the hot sex your friend hiding in the other room enters and sneaks up and poops in her mouth, thus the "Call" of duty.
Oh, man, while boning Jessica last night, Steve came in and hella gave her a Call of Duty when she was calling out my name.
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When something bad (usually near death experiences) happens because you are doing something you shouldn't be doing.
Man, I had about twenty close calls this past year because I have been smoking all this time. A person like me was never supposed to smoke in the first place. WTF!!!!!
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When a guy says he plays this game, it's a red-flag. Tells me he's a douche and doesn't have enough time to even call their girlfriend for 5 minutes even though he'll stay up til 4 am playing. If you're getting laid, you might wanna check up on your girl. COD > Sex with hot gf? I don't think so.
gf: "Hey! wanna call me and tell me goodnight really quick?"
bf: "Yeah one sec."
gf: "Alright awesome :)"
3 hours later....
gf: "Ummm... you never called me."
bf: "Oh, I was playing Call Of Duty, hence why I never called."
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Calling someone just for sex. Being one who is called only for sex. A booty call.
"JaMal told Kelly he didn't want a relationship, but she could be his "call up "
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When a male is behaving badly and we wimmin folk have no interest in cleaning up the damn mess, it’s time to call Tyrone. Let the menz deal with their creation. In the rare instance that there’s a pro-feminist male around, he’s Tyrone. Call him.
Look at that man having a mantrum. Better call Tyrone!
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Creep-call is calling a sober friend at a disgusting hour of the morning in order for them to come turn into a "creep" with you and to possibly pick up more alcohol and drugs on the way over so you can continue being a raging creep/sicko all day. Occasionally creeps will get hot pink matching tattoos on the forehead.
"Im gonna creep-call Tim guys do you think he will be awake?"
"Oh fuck I got the creep-call better stop by the shops and go round to the flat"
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Say you want the booty. You want it now. This is someone who is ready when you call and you gotz the booty. The booty is youuurrssss.
"I really want some booty right now."
"Hit up yo booty call #23."
"Aye you're right - I even know her by name. She's the wildest."
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