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When a drunk girl gives a dude a blowjob and barfs on his dong
Dude this girl I met at the brewing co gave me a willoughby chili dog
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When a man of seventy years of age has sex with a fetus and pours texas chili sauce its eye cavities and bleeds the ass hole to smash a telephone in there while taking a dump on the flag of Ukraine and eating the fetus, with the telephone
"Hi Mom"
"Can I Have A Texas Chili Bowl"
"Sure Son"
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The act of fingering your partner while she has her period. After your finished make her lick it off your hands.
my girl had her period last night so i gave her chili cheese fries!!!
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the act of rubbing your knuckles up and down the palm of your hand until there right hot, then punch someone on there arm while holding your knuckles there for 3 seconds, they get punched and burnt at the same time!!!
person1: that chris was annoying me so i gave him a chili knuckle punch
person2: i bet he was in pain
person1: hell yeah he was screaming in pain
person2: lol
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Switching back and forth from anal sex to vaginal sex with a woman while she is on her period leaving you with a penis that looks like a chili dog and smells like Staten Island for a week.
Bro, I can't get the smell of that New York Chili Dog to go away.
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This is a three step process:
Step 1) Man A titty-fucks a woman
Step 2) Man B hovers and takes a dump over the chest of the woman
Step 3) Man C proceeds to jerk off and cum on top of the chest of the woman.
"Yo, me and a couple of my boys shared a woman last night! "
"Oh yea, how'd that go?"...
"We did the white chili cheese dog."
"Oh? Please tell me more..."
"You'll have to refer to urban dictionary, it's a process..."
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Paying a whore almost nothing to lick the hot built up sweat from your ass after walking around in the sun all day.
billys mom loves to go to laredo texas for the authentic texas chili bowls and fresh queso.
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