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A euphemism for masturbation.
Kimberly Clark is the manufacturer of Kleenex, a rather-disposable tissue brand which makes a pleasurable cum rag.
Except in Canada.
Spending the night with Kimberly Clark is therefore equivalent to spending the night with Rosie Palm. Or Palmela Handerson. Or doing the five-finger shuffle.
You want a date with Kimberly Clark?
No, no, no... in Soviet Canuckistan, Kleenex discard YOU!!
When that one friend always talks about leaving the east coast for the west coast, with out a game plan or sufficient funds
My friend just graduated college, he is lewis and clarking it.
A small town nestled in the asshole of Idaho. These crackheads all live together and with their cousins. Population: 500 not including goats. The chosen mode of transportation is Atvs and lawnmowers. This small town is sad.
Hey, do you live in Clark Fork?
Yes I do!
Get away from my children.
Explaining things truthfully, honestly, but harshly.
That woman was pulling an Amy Clark during the debate.
Someone who has has a burning passion for donkeys and horses
Kyan Clarke said that donkey did turn into a stallion
The greatest most sexiest guy on earth
Tom walked in the room “that’s definitely a Freddie Clarke”