When she's expecting the guy to give her a Cleveland Steamer on her chest, but instead he shits in her mouth and covers it with his hand so she can't spit it out
"So she asked me if I could give her a Cleveland Steamer, and being the type to exceed expectations, I turned it up a notch and let her have the Cleveland Screamer!"
Generally speaking this person works on, claims to work on, or believes he knows a thing or two about wires and electricity. Usually a perverted jackass named Rob.
Man, this Cleveland pancake broke the jet again. Can you believe it?
Like a Cleveland waffle, but instead of taking a dump in a persons laptop, then closing it to make a Cleveland waffle. The Cleveland pancake is when you drop a duece on someones ipad screen and then slam the case closed, making a Cleveland pancake.
Mike got Aaron Rodgers in the 8th pick of fantasy football draft so i Cleveland pancaked his ipad
This move is where you take a dump in between a woman's boobs and then proceed to titty fuck her.
I gave Lisa the old Cleveland Chilly Dog last night in bed.
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When you see a perfect good pair of feet hanging out the window CLE cellphone lot then proceeded to approach the feet and use them for some self service.
On my walk through the cellphone lot yesterday I took a ride down the Cleveland arches, I timed it so perfectly that by the time he got his shoes on I was already over the fence.
When you rawdoggin and your testin the pull out game, but when you go to pull out she throws on the mean leglock forcing you to release your seed inside her.
Courtney hit me with the old Cleveland clamps now I’m lookin at 18 years of hell.
We all looked up “Cleveland cheesesteak, “even though we were warned.