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Runs 4.4 on turf can throw ball 60 yards untouched has that dirty punter stiff arm
Can truck someone when they stand completely still ceo of Indian jah
Who the whitest kid on your team
Cole kettelle
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Cole pederson is cool and cole pederson did not write this. He is better than Austin at all video games, especially clash royal tripple draft. He is better than Austin and Blake at rock climbing and His dog is better than Blake’s. Anderson is shitty at poker and cheats vigorously. He also wants to be Hitler very bad.
Cole pederson only friend is the rock Climbing vending machine! “Is that Cole Pederson humping his AC??!” Cole Pederson is not intelligent.
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An absolute menace to society
Very fit and handsome
A fucking lady magnet
Omg its Ryan Cole he is so sexy
I fucking love that guy
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BIG DICK ENERGYYY!!! Rileys have the biggest dicks and the best sex. He's the best running-back on the football team. He will steal your girl if you fuck with him. Rileys are really loyal and can treat a girl with respect. If Riley dates a girl named Kacie, she is a lucky girl, and he loves her.
Girl: "Is that a Riley Cole? He is sooo fucking cute and sexy, I bet he has a big dick."
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1. The kid from the sixth sense
2. A random patch of white hair
some guy: look its the sixth sense! i love this movie!
Cole Sear: STOP LOOKING AT ME!
some guy 1: haha that guy over there has a random patch of white hair
2. yeah he has a cole sear!
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A drink that true gangsters drink to get krunk: contains 20oz Capitan Morgans, one part grapefruit juice, and a Splash of Orange Juice.... enjoy its good!
Damn! I just drank the greatest drink every, a Cole-A-jito that jacked me up and was delicious.
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Edward/Eddie as he prefers to be called is one of a kind. He is very good looking and has cute elf like cheeks. He tries to be angry but his eyebrows wobble therefore making it hopeless. He is kind hearted and loves fluffy animals. He has a place in his heart for anyone however, when it comes to his girlfriend she is number 1, he puts her before everything and treats her like a princess he loves her with all his heart and he would never do a thing to hurt her. A lot of girls like Eddie but he is only interested in his girl (that means all you other relationship wrecking whores can do one). He has big plans for his future and is sure to do well, as a trained mechanic this young man has his tough side and downs too, he's late 70% of the time and he can upset people without realising but he always puts things right. He's worked hard his whole life and now everything will return to his favour. His girlfriend is a very lucky girl.
Edward Cole loves his girlfriend alot
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