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AMA Computer University

The school of today. High class facilities. Produces graduates that are extremely sarcastic. Like the one who defined this word.

A-M-A. The school of today!

by anonymous March 21, 2004

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computer freak

grant kozitza is a stupid futha fuckin whore

lets say my mom would let grant come over to my house to do my sister. she said no way, my daughter is not for sale. i bet youre wondering why the joke is in here, computer freak is grants moms sisters cousins redneck aunt.

by dog November 30, 2004

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brain to computer interface

A brain–computer interface (BCI), sometimes called a mind-machine interface (MMI), direct neural interface (DNI), or brain–machine interface (BMI), is a direct communication pathway between the brain and an external device. BCIs are often directed at assisting, augmenting, or repairing human cognitive or sensory-motor functions.

The doctor installed a brain to computer interface to communicate with the patient.

by Margit_Jost_Kant December 20, 2015


Thermopylae Processing (Computing)

When a computing process is hung up on one process before it can continue towards the full range; all other processes are waiting for a single process to finish.

Nah, bro. I can't go to the park, and/or play soccer, and/or have myself a bronie party, till I finish cleaning my room. It's a 'Thermopylae processing (Computing)' structure. And those fine ladies dislike the low throughput...

by Old man Biff May 29, 2020


Computer Guy Mike

The computer guy at your company who is constantly horny, and generally clueless.

Girl, that Computer Guy Mike drunk texted me last night. What a fool!

by smooth888 February 7, 2015


computer geek lecturer

In Israel it's one who was dunked head in the toilet and flushed on by the basketball heroes of the school and who set dates with girls that didn't show up in highschool. He joined the army glad 2 not see those jerks. in bootcamp the other soldiers held him down on the ground to fart on his face. After bootcamp the computer geek served a shit job at tel hashomer or lotem base cleaning the personal toilet of the disciplinary officer who spent 20-30 yrs eating only burgers. Once the israeli computer geek is out of the army he goes to university, does well and goes on to a msc and phd in computer science. On the way the computer geek makes himself excuses like "no time" for having had no dates in his life nor going to the gym or excersizing since bootcamp. Once the israeli computer geek is a lecturer it's a bit different. He can be an asshole in his own way giving bsc students weekly tasks where only the geeks like him who suffered in highschool and bootcamp don't lose part of the grade before the exam. When the Israeli computer geek is an educat the divorced 33-46 yr old women consider the man they meet at the pub since he isn't as dumb, drunk or broke as their electrician or nut salesman ex husband and an asshole to young bsc students counts as an asshole. Finally when the Israeli computer geek is in his way on top he also gets a good fuck when it no longer matters. A computer geek lecturer is the lecturer for any computer course you take in university who gives you shit.

Those computer geek lecturers want to feel good about themselves even though in highschool they were stood up by the hot chicks and dunked head in the toilet bowl for a flush by the basketball hero jocks so they give us impossible homework that only geeks like them can do.

by Math student with difficulties May 9, 2013


Computer Gang Bang

The act of having multiple USB cords plugged into your laptop/computer.

Bro: Dude, what are all those cords running into your laptop?
Broske: Idk, this one is connected to my phone, this is my headphones, and this one... This one shouldn't even be here...
Bro: Dude, that's a real computer Gang Bang you got going there.

by TheunknownXD June 15, 2013