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when you give some one anal and they didnt shit before, so the guy gets shit on his dick.
that bitch didnt shit so now i gotta bronze condom
When a fat guy forgets the condom, and uses his fat as a condom.
Marsha! Frank didn't have a condom so he used the American condom!
Donald Trump was not meant to be. That's what you can call a condom mistake
A kid that the parents did not want.
Billy your a popped condom.
Your parents should have had anal sex
A car with so little value, or such complex repairs, that you drive it until it breaks and throw it away.
Know what a used geo metro and a new toyota prius have in common, they're both condom cars.
I found this extra small gravy flavored condom wrapper outside, I think an evil Turkey raped someone tonight.
You: "I want to have sex on Thanksgiving and want to make it memorable for my lover, where can I find a gravy flavored condom?"
Friend: "You will have to find the evil Turkey and borrow one."
when a condom falls off inside a vagina while having sex
i left a sick condom cave in that bitch last night