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When you fart in your car before you get out on a hot day with the windows up. Then when you return to the it has been "cooking" until you got back.
"When I went out for lunch I had forgot that I had left one cooking since the morning and the smell damn near killed me!"
When someone from outside the smoking group gets "in on the action" which is typically between two members of the original party that are already smoking and hit the bowl.
Man 1: Aye man, can I get in on this shit?
Man 2: Yeh. You wanna smoke foo'?
Man 1: Yeah, 'cook me into the bowl' maynnn.
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A phrase meant to confuse others and stop or end an unwanted conversation, argument, or fight.
Brian: Hey baby, what are you up to tonight? Got a boyfriend?
Megan: Cook my juice.
Brian: ...wait what?
Megan: You heard me.
Slang vernacular for "how's it going" or "what's up". Common responses being "Crispy" (good), "Soggy" (not great, sad in mood, etc), and "Burnt" (angry in mood, agitated, etc). Best used if you haven't seen the person in at least a day, because if you've seen them today, you pretty much know how their waffle is cooked.
"Hey man, how's the waffle cooked?"
"Crispy, dude."
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To have lesbian sex utilizing a turkey baster. Sometimes with the intent of becoming pregnant.
"Jen was a hurdy gurdy dirty little girlie
I heard it from a birdie she could cook a mean turkey
with gravy"
Excerpt of Lyrics from "Jane Fonda" by Mickey Avalon.
Hey Chris, I'd like to have a baby. Wanna cook a turkey with gravy tonight?
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"Cook your rabbit" refers to the moment when someone goes over the edge in their obsession with another person with whom they have become involved. Cooking someone's rabbit is a reference to the famous scene in the 1987 movie Fatal Attraction in which Glenn Close's character, Alex, becomes so obsessed with her lover (played by Michael Douglas) that she cooks his daughter's pet rabbit to get his attention.
That girl is crazy. She's gonna cook your rabbit.
Watch out for that boy. He's crazy enough to cook your rabbit. I'd be careful messing around with her... she'll cook your rabbit.
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Dane Cook's Disease, or DCD, is neurological disorder where a person takes on the attributes of actor/comedian Dane Cook. Symptoms include: overexateration of one's movements and speech, beginning every sentence with the words "And everyone does this, right?" and telling long, pointless stories with no punchlines.
Bob: Did you see that guy over there? He was exagerating that really long, unfunny story.
Dave: It looks like he probably suffers from Dane Cook's Disease.
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