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Slimey Cotton Janking

When a male takes his own or someone else's feces and smushes it between two pillows and proceeds to fuck the crevice between the two pillows where the smushed feces is spread properly. The feces provides the erect male with warmth and mild lubrication so the pillows will not chafe the skin on the penis. In some cultures it is acceptable for the sole participant in this activity to ingest the remains of the feces and whatever other material may have entered the space between the two pillows.

Oh my God! That shit was the perfect consistency. I haven't had a slimey cotton janking like THAT in ages!!

by Goooooober January 27, 2016


purple cotton weed

something that will fuck you up.

purple cotton weed fucked me in the ass

by dickmedown 6969 December 27, 2017


Cotton throat

When your throat gets too dry to swallow from smoking too much marijuana.

"Dude I need some water, I have cotton throat!

by Purpl2lup May 3, 2019


Touched Cotton

The act of involuntary orgasming, for both man and women, when fully clothed.

We were making out and I had a raging hard on and before I knew it, I touched cotton.

by Bullseye69 May 14, 2009


cotton cowboy

a western galore clothing store with lots and lots of love

i got some cute ass wranglers from the cotton cowboy

by cottoncowboy November 7, 2020


Cotton Candy

H AMERICAN
a mass of fluffy spun sugar, usually pink or white, wrapped around a stick or a paper cone.

Little kid: We picked the cotton, now we can eat it?
Store owner: Uhh, yeah, take a bite?

(cotton candy)

by mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmom May 1, 2023


cotton candy

relationships with a narcissist are like cotton candy - they look great at first, but there is no substance to the relationship, and it's really, really messy at the end.

Looking back, the relationship with Killian was so superficial, no substance at all. Lots of sex and parties, food and weed, but nothing solid. It was like cotton candy, great on paper, but mostly hot air and sugar, and nothing a giant mess at the end.

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 7, 2023