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When your dick gets hard and you have nothing to stick it in, you got nothing you can do about it and you just have to live with it, you got a good ol fashion case of the cotton wood.
"I was driving down the road last night and got cotton wood, it sucked"
"My girl wasnt puttin'out last night, gave me a good ol case of the cotton wood"
"The worst thing about cotton wood, you cant jerk off in a straight jacket"
When a dude is frantically trying to hump you but his penis is not hard.
Sue: Well,how did the hookup with that dude you met go the other night?
Wendy: Horrible. He had cotton boner but insisted we keep trying...for an hour. Pointless!
“Cotton candy sky” is a term used when the sky is both a light blueish color and a pinkish color.
Mostly used when the clouds are pink and sky is blue.
“It’s a cotton candy sky!”
When the cotton in your mouth is congruent with your speech
When the cotton in your mouth is congruent with your speech
A boy who loves Chevys and falling out of chairs chairs
William Cotton just drove up in his Chevy that he loves