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When a male takes his own or someone else's feces and smushes it between two pillows and proceeds to fuck the crevice between the two pillows where the smushed feces is spread properly. The feces provides the erect male with warmth and mild lubrication so the pillows will not chafe the skin on the penis. In some cultures it is acceptable for the sole participant in this activity to ingest the remains of the feces and whatever other material may have entered the space between the two pillows.
Oh my God! That shit was the perfect consistency. I haven't had a slimey cotton janking like THAT in ages!!
something that will fuck you up.
purple cotton weed fucked me in the ass
When your throat gets too dry to swallow from smoking too much marijuana.
"Dude I need some water, I have cotton throat!
The act of involuntary orgasming, for both man and women, when fully clothed.
We were making out and I had a raging hard on and before I knew it, I touched cotton.
Someone who needs to wash their rectum
"you are a cotton-headed ninny muggins"
A term used for a lazy person who procrastinates everything
"I'm a cotton-headed ninny-muggins papa elf"
A lazy individual who can’t pull their own weight. Calling someone a cotton headed ninnymuggin is the equivalent of calling a blacks person a Nigger.
Which one of you cotton headed ninnymuggins smoked my last pack of newports and drank my malt liquor. I’ll bust a cap in your cotton headed ninnymuggin ass when I find you