Cow Kiss

Creating a seal between a human mouth and flesh and then blowing. This action results in a tickling sensation for the recipient of the Cow Kiss and the production of a flatus sound. At times, especially when applied to children, the sound of a Cow Kiss may resemble the crazed moo of a birthing Holstein cow.

Commonly the Cow Kiss is applied to someone's belly, although most bodily locations will produce beneficial results.

Brian enjoyed giving his girls Cow Kisses. These Cow Kisses had a ridiculously high rate of success for causing laughter which resulted from the tickling sensations and the fart-like sounds.

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sexy cow

The cow of cows. A sexy cow is idolized by the rest of the heard for its physical appearance. If slaughtered and converted to steak, the individual lucky enough to enjoy this steak would publicly proclaim, "this steak was a sexy cow."

This steak is delicious, I bet that the cow who produced this wondrous steak was a sexy cow. Every cow to ever see this cow was jealous of its good looks.

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anorexic cow

This means that somebody is very skinny but a bitch.

I can't stand that anorexic cow she is so mean.

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mad cow

See Margaret Thatcher.

Oh no the mad cow is on the loose, get the tranquilzer gun!

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cow shit

Crap that comes out of a cow's anus

While walking through Uncle Barry's pasture, I stepped in a huge stinky pile of cow shit.

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Purple Cow

The act of choking a fat chick during sex causing her face to turn a shade of purple.

She told me she liked to be choked so I gave her a purple cow.

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cow saddle

The article of clothing a cow will wear while being ridden. It serves both functionally and stylishly. Cow saddles are rare and are sometimes even mistaken as being fictitious.

Check out Gertrude's new cow saddle, it looks good on her and now she can be ridden.

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