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When you lift the mattress and defecate on the box spring below then replace the mattress on top.
I was so mad at my roommate that I left him an ice cream sandwich after Thanksgiving dinner.
he's a youtube animator/comic artist you fucking horns i get that this website is majorly dedicated for sexual definitions but you guys took it too far
you disgust me
IT'S ALSO A FOOD BY THE WAY-
Ice Cream Sandwich is legitimaly funny,
When you turn your partner on their side and stuff their little holes with your ice cream
Man last night my friend gave me the best ice cream sandwich in my asshole!!!!
The only thing keeping humanity alive, including air-conditioning.
Humanity: "HOW COULD I EER LIVE WITHOUT AIR CONDITIONING AND SOFT SERVE ICE CREAM???
have you heard about johns new hobby? hes making kurdish ice cream for every man he sees!
The term for eating blue waffles.
"Hey Ben how is that Chinese ice cream?"
The act of freezing a bottle of piss, and once it’s frozen cutting away the plastic and inserting the frozen cone into one of your partner’s orifices.
“Richard drank a lot of beer last night and used its fluid proceeds to give me a Golden Ice Cream Cone. It was heaven.”