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A male endowed with a thick and heavy penis
That bloke is hung like a spanish curtain
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When a womans labia of the vagina are so beat up and nasty looking, it resembles that of dirty meat.
yo man I hooked up with that bitch last night and she had some dirty meat curtains
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jack was caught spit swabbing the pork curtains
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Subtle hint to get a girl to come into your bedroom
Let me show you my curtains
Refers to low hanging pussy lips.
Did you see the roast beef shower curtainson that bitch?!?!
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When a mans pubic hair is so long it hides his quivering member that it could be a vagina
Charl- you will not believe what i went home with last night
Sally - oh my god, no, what?
Charl - A VIKING CURTAIN SUPRISE
Sally - Thats horrific
Charl - Yes, it was
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A pussy that has one larger lip that folds over neatly , almost like a trap door
"Mike's ex-wife has a one sided beef curtain!!!"
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