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dinner plate sized asshole

Dinner plates are most commonly 10 inches in diameter. This size isn't ideal since, the average asshole can stretch to 7 inches only, therefore, that plate is never coming out of your ass, unless you gaped it first

oh daddy gape me with your dinner plate after dinner
give me a dinner plate sized asshole

by cum.stain.stan April 25, 2022


New England dinner

A meal consisting of brown bread (from a can) topped with cream cheese along with baked beans and a hot dog.

I was hungry and broke so I scrounged up a delicious New England dinner.

by hosebag September 2, 2005

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free chicken dinner

Describes someone's abilities as inept.

Used in place of the expression, "fuck up a wet dream".

Bob is so stupid he would fuck up a free chicken dinner.

by iluvmako December 5, 2011

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nigger nigger chicken dinner

A term referring to the fact that nigger's love chicken.

John: "Look, another nigger eating chicken."
Jeff: "Nigger nigger chicken dinner."

by the Master Hater April 16, 2009

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Swanson's Angry Man Dinners

The seldom seen frozen dinner similar to Swanson's "Hungry Man" dinners for men who are not only hungry, but have anger management difficulties, as well.

It was introduced in an episode of The Simpsons "Hurricane Neddy" It was a sponsor of a case study involving Flanders and his anger as a child.

Swanson's Angry Man Dinners: Now with boneless Southern Fried Chicken!

by XdElIrIuM June 15, 2004

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New England Boiled Dinner

After a nice long, hot, steamy, naked soak in the hot tub with your lover, you stand up gingerly stuff your loose and dangling balls and man sack into your partner's eager mouth.

Carl's hot tub party turned wild once the three couple hot tub soak turned into a New England Boiled Dinner.

by Eaton Holgoode October 10, 2015


More dicks than dinners

A phrase to describe someone who has had sex with a lot of men

PERSON 1: Did you hear Alex brought another boy back last night?!

PERSON 2: I swear to god that girl has had more dicks than dinners

by IceyT November 30, 2018