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when school gets called on a count of snow and you and your friends go up to the local resort to hit up the fresh powder with no flatlanders or japanese tourists to fuck it up. a perfect day for shredding.
"Hey man theres no school... POW DAY!!!!!"
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1. Celebration of spring fertility (spring is only really happening around the same latitude as Southern Italy, where this holiday was technically invented, but whatever) as celebrated by the Romans. Later overlapped with the feast of St. Valentine, and was accordingly Christianized in a way that made little to no sense (assuming that St. Valentine was not the patron Saint of getting it on).
2. Some damn Hallmark holiday that was designed to make men, no matter what their situation (dating, married, single, playa, whatever) miserable.
1. Let's all celebrate the emerging sexual urges of animals in church. Thank you Valentine's Day!
2. Single men are depressed, dating men are stressed, and married men are teetering on the brink of suicide. Yup, its Valentine's Day.
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The day that boys give their girlfriends kisses hugs and chocolate to celebrate their girlfriend for being a good girlfriend
Girlfriend day is when you give your girlfriend kisses hugs and make them feel appreciated
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When you are having a really good day ( maybe you and someone else did it for the first time and you slayed your day with them ) maybe you and a friend slay the day because y’all are so pretty or so cute together.
Ken and Barbie slay the day together
We slay the day because we look so good sis
This tea slays my day
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This phrase is used to describe the kind of excellent day or occurrence that deserves a banner hung in a prominent place in the home, as if to mark a celebratory occasion.
"I got his phone number and then he also said he wants to meet up later too! Banner day!"
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(n.) A day in which to remember those lost and those struggling. A day to embrace ...LOVE and show it. A day to write LOVE on YOUR arms and tell YOUR story.
To Write Love On Her Arms day is an unofficial day that came into being by those who support the non-profit organization.
On this day that occurs in the autumn, people write the word "LOVE" on their arms and on others in a sign of solidarity and as a way to promote the positive mission statement of the organization:
"To Write Love on Her Arms is a non-profit movement dedicated to presenting hope and finding help for people struggling with depression, addiction, self-injury and suicide. TWLOHA exists to encourage, inform, inspire and also to invest directly into treatment and recovery."
"Hey, its TWLOHA Day. Did you write LOVE on someone's arm?"
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The day you wake up hit your head on numerous objects, trip on several steps, and coincidentaly spill mustard on your white (insert type of clothing here). Usually formulates around Mondays and/or any days of a menstral cycle (this includes males)
Sally is having a bad day.
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