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When a straight guy is in a dark room having sex with what he thinks is a women but it is actually a transvestite. The transvestite sits on his pole and then plants shim's root into his belly button.
"Dude did you hear about Beau getting hit with the Dark Secret?"
"Bummer man, shim looked like a chick at the bar."
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Dark humour is humour that is supposed offend certain types of people (snowflakes) and has no limitations so if you get offended that's your fault really
Person 1: 9/11 was so sad
Person 2: yeah it was plane awful
Person 1: hey you cant joke about that
Person 2: it's dark humour yes I can
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In Starcraft, a spell cast by the zerg defiler. It's sad that no one uses this amazing spell. For just 100 mana, you can make a cloud area. Any units in there are unaffected by all attacks, execpt for melee. Great for killing choke points. It doesn't work the best against zerg, since they have zerglings and ultralisks, or toss, who have good spells to attack with. However, you can still have an advantage untill they can get those unit(s) ready, which may be enough time to kill their defenses. Terrans, however, are pwned by this. They have all ranged units (besides the firebat), and no mass killing spells.
Great for siege tank whores.
Great for carrier and b/c noobs (but they weren't too hard anyway).
And once you cast swarm, you can instantly recharge your defilers by eating another unit, then casting plauge, which will just kill everything.
Yay.
I'm still amazed that blizzard almost never changed this incredibly cheap unit.
It's half the reason I play zerg.
(n00b sees pro's forces coming to try to blow up his base, but doesn't worry, as he has 35+ siege tanks guarding entrance)
(pro casts dark swarm)
n00b: WTF HAX UR UNITS ARE INVULNERABLE
(defiler user owns n00b's 35+ siege tanks with 5 hyrdalisks)
pro: GTFO
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An intelligent, technologically inclined individual that pursues the typical interest of the average nerd but also has a dark side. This dark side can be manifested in multiple ways, such as a very sarcastic sense of humor or deviant sexuality.
Tim is not just your average nerd, he is also wicked funny and pretty good in bed, he is actually a dark nerd.
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A meme-related nickname for the US President Joseph R Biden
Dark Brandon strikes again, this time with a drone strike on Al Qaeda leader Ayman al-Zawahiri
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We have cookies.
The dark side has the best cookies evar!!!!!
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