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A rare sighting as he's always at home. Complains about education but doesn't come to school. Spends his life smoking fags, playing Overwatch and fantasising about huge penises.
me: omg dean you're actually in today? did you run out of fags?
dean: I also got banned from overwatch and am now depressed
me: what about porn
dean: I can't afford it due to my fag addiction
Retarded piece of shit who doesn't know how to mature and is bad at video games. People named Dean get mad at everything like a child and are bad at games that take skill.
almost the big person you wish you had—with one minor exception—he wants to touch you
Dean tried to steal my hugs and kisses in my sleep. Fuck you, Dean. I almost liked you, but you broke TWO rules.
scares you at first but you learn to appreciate him, would probably earn more respect if he wasn’t with everyone else’s sloppy seconds
Dean should’ve been here sooner rather than later.
an old man who has a wife but rather assault little girls in their sleep
I was sleeping safely in my bed, but Dean, so deluded about how he can make a little girl feel, decided to touch me without permission.
Dean is a boy who has curly hair and gets haircuts from rodney seabrook