He is the prettiest, The hottest and the best person you could ever imagine. He is not like a brother, boyfriend or so, he is like your whole familly in one person. If you dont habe Dean in your life, i don't know what you are waiting, but get yourself a Dean. He will never let you down andhe will alway make you smile even in toughest day.
Hannah: OMG did you see that guy there, he have blonde hair and stunning blue eyes like shy and ocean mixed together.... and his smile... OMG so pretty!
Emily: OMG yes! Thats Dean and he is the hottest guy known we gotta get ourselfs a Dean aswell!
Hannah: Yes! Lets go!
A rare sighting as he's always at home. Complains about education but doesn't come to school. Spends his life smoking fags, playing Overwatch and fantasising about huge penises.
me: omg dean you're actually in today? did you run out of fags?
dean: I also got banned from overwatch and am now depressed
me: what about porn
dean: I can't afford it due to my fag addiction
Big chungus. He is the Biggest Loser, lying E-BOY I know that issa #cloutchaser he doesn't have a big pp and in fact, it looks like Neapolitan ice cream with 3 different colors... he probably has a pet that he neglects (which he got cuz he thought it was cool but now that era is over can we get an F in the chat?) and thinks he has a body count... (he dont) when you look at him sometimes it fills you with regret. he can be funny tho not gonna lie but doesnt make up for him evil doings he is also sometimes (mostly) and perv >:((((((
Gorl: omg his pp is so SMALL....
Me: Dang girl it can't be as small as a DEAN's pp
Gorl: dang u rite u rite
Retarded piece of shit who doesn't know how to mature and is bad at video games. People named Dean get mad at everything like a child and are bad at games that take skill.
Dean is a fucking retard.
Dean's are typically very sexy, and reject fragile masculinity. They know that they are hot and won't hesitate to flex this on Instagram. They have a great stage presence and are the type of people that everybody wants to be friends with.
Dean can also be used as an expression, normally spoken with the cursive accent.
"Omg, this cute guy just texted me!!!"
"*gasp* Dean???? π *tucks hair behind ear in Debby Ryan*"
Note: the expression above isn't referring to a guy named Dean. It just shows shock and suggests/portrays a certain emotion.
Translation: "damn...really?"
"Oh no...I failed my math test!"
"Dean??? π₯Ί"
Translation: "Aww really?"
"Did you seriously say that?"
"Dean ππ
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Translation: "Hell yeah"