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What they will find in my closet when I leave wrapped in plastic and neatly hacked.
Jamie: oh shit dead Travis is liquifying and leaking into my leopard print stilettos!
Jamie's other personality: it's ok they're open toed and winter is coming plus your fat and ugly.
a term similar to necrofilia. when one recieves oral from a corpse, usually from an orifice other than the mouth. i.e. a slit in the throat, or an eye socket. claimed to feel better than that if recieving from a living creature
i aint gonna shell out money for a hooker when i could go to the cemetary and get some dead neck for free
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When you are playing a video or computer game and you manage to get yourself killed in one way or another.
Player 1: Aw man, I just got dead.
Player 2: Hmm....that's too bad, I've already made it to the next checkpoint.
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A voicemail or message left on an answering machine that is nothing but a few seconds of dead air.
Left by people who cannot, for some inexplicable reason, hang up the phone BEFORE the end of the outgoing message, but instead wait until the recording begins.
Lisa calls her friend Eric, and reaches his voicemail. Lisa has no intention of leaving a voicemail, but listens to the entirety of Eric's outgoing message (including the beep) before hanging up.
Eric's voice: Hey there, I'm not around right now. There's going to be a beep in a few seconds; you know what to do.
*beep*
Lisa: .... *hangs up telephone*
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Extremely amusing. So funny that you “die”. Sometimes the “oh wow” factor.
I’m dead. Like I just died. That was too funny. I’m crying right now.
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70's punk rock band from new york
Young Loud and Snotty, We have come for your children- Dead Boys Albums
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1. A phrase used to emphasize another word, feeling, or emotional statement; it's typically used by older individuals across the United States to mean "very", "severely", or "extremely" with a specific air of honesty. Unbeknownst to them, younger people are using the phrase in a slightly different way, but the intention is the dead ass same.
2. A phrase often used as a stand alone confirmation to emphasize a truthful statement; it's typically used by younger individuals to mean, "for real", "no joke", or "seriously". Unbeknownst to them, the phrase has been around for a long time and is often older than the individual using it; dead ass.
EXAMPLE 1:
A: "Man, I am dead ass hungry. We need some breakfast"
B: "For real, let's go rustle up some fucking French toast".
EXAMPLE 2:
A: "Bruh, did you end up getting with shorty last night"?
B: "Yeah, yeah, I got them droors; dead ass".
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