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When two homosexual partners partake in sexual intercourse, specifically anal, put the one performing the penetration doesn't ejaculate.
Yesterday, I was dry docking Glen and I'm still holding my cum inside of me, which is why I don't want you getting close to my penis.
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Shitting in a toilet with no water, sometimes on purpose, sometimes in extreme emergencies resulting in a total blow out.
ROUMUS HAD TO SHIT SO BAD AND THE HARBOR WAS DRY SO HE HAD TO RESORT TO DRY DOCKING.
Intercourse between a male and a post-op m to f tranny.
Do you hear about Paul and Diane, she just had her surgery now they’ll only be dry docking.
When an active male social media account creates so many alt accounts that he forgets which ones are his, and unknowingly begins an online sexual relationship with himself.
Did you see Russ flirting with Morris? He is alt docking again and he may need an intervention.
Morris sent a pic of his genitalia to himself again. The alt docking has to stop.
Moderately attractive to average women who congrate on the marina docs in hopes of receiving a free ride on some douche bag’s boat. Most often found in the northern Great Lakes, the Macomb County shorelines and the Chicago area, they tend to act interested in the prospect of sex only to gain access to the boat. Once sail has been set, they drink all your booze and refuse to fuck you.
Scott: DAVE, THESE DUMBASS DOCK HO’S JUST DRANK YOUR LAST BEER!!!!
Dave: THATS IT. GET YOUR FUCKING TITS OUT, CUNTS ON OUR DICKS RIGHT NOW OR ELSE YOU ARE SWIMMING HOME.
A kind, handsome person with a good sense of humor, generally a nice friend to have, extremely athletic.
When two people go butthole to butthole and swap shamrock shakes.
Hey Tyrone, I had an awesome time Sham Docking you last night.