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port docking

Defecating in a woman's vagina.

"Are you up for port docking?"

"No I have diarrhea."

by Psyeraph October 8, 2014


Pair-Of-Docks-Paradox

-verb pEUH+ Ov + DOKS + PARR + UH + DOKS
somebody going back into the past and constructs a dock at any given shore at a body of water, going back into the future then convincing the people of modern day to build another dock next to the one you built in the past to commemorate it’s long lasting time and usage

"I caused a Pair-Of-Docks-Paradox recently to honor my favorite lake founded in Michigan"

by ForestGuy July 22, 2023


Dock-Ocking

The process of adding mechanical limbs onto something, whether it be through attaching to the skin or to a device that should be worn.

You know what my OC is missing? A little bit of Dock-Ocking.

by Minty_Mechanic April 9, 2022


Docking procedure

When you punch someone in the stomach then run behind them to fuck their asshole . It may include elbow deep fisting .

When in prison watch out for the guys wanting to show you their docking procedure

by Dr.FistHer February 4, 2024


Ghost Docking

Inserting a human males penis where another human male peniss' has been. An inanimate object is the true definition. I.E.: a jar of Vasoline.

"Docking" but without one of the docks.

original reddit.com thread by CherrrryCola

subject A: "Oh man, I 'borrowed' my buddy's Vasoline jar and look what I saw!"

-picture of a Vasoline jar with a definitive "PAEYNESS" imprint in it.

(the actual "Ghost Docking" procedure is complete whence subject A inserts his PAEYNESS into/upon where his "buddies" man-tool once poked.) EEEWWWWWW!

by tronn4 January 31, 2012


Invasive Docking

When you dock with some guy and you go too far and park inside of his urethra. Penetration to the urethra.

Dustin: You pushed too hard and gave me an invasive docking!

by TheMackDaddy June 9, 2022


Invasive Docking

When a man pushes his penis into another man’s urethra (like wearing the other dick like a glove).

Shannon: Chris! Did you here that Dustin got an Invasive Docking from Steven?
Chris: No way! I bet his dick is split like a hotdog in the microwave!!!

by TheMackDaddy May 31, 2022