Edward Scat Hands

A drunken game where 3 bros watch scat porn together and jerk off over a biscuit, last to cum has to eat the biscuit with a nugget of all 3 participants scat on the biscuit with the 3 loads, all has to go down in one bite and no spitting.

Yo bros wanna play Edward Scat Hands tonight?
Sure but I’m not losing this time!

Edward “Rage” Chen

He is an absolute douchebag and can be a clod some of the times. He can also be a giant motherfucker and a stupid shit.

William- Man, there goes Edward “Rage” Chen doing his Thing

Edward 40 hands

A grueling test of manliness where a 40 oz. bottle of malt liquor is taped to each hand. The drinker must finish both bottles before removing them from his hands. This game is the ultimate test of manliness, often resulting in projectile vomiting.

We just went to 7-11 to get ten 40's of Steel Reserve and duct tape so that we could play edward 40 hands.

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Edward Elric

1. The name of a rather popular moother who also happens to be the Fullmetal Alchemist. 2. Another name for a moother.

God, that woman's such an Edward Elric!

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Edward Walker Hands

Similar to the game Edward Forty Hands, with the obvious exception that instead of 40's, 200ml bottles of Johnnie Walker are used.

One bottle is duct taped to each hand and cannot be removed until both bottles have been emptied. An extremely dangerous undertaking that should not taken lightly.

Did you see how fucked up Johnny was after playing Edward Walker hands last night?

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Edward Andre Hands

Derived from the famous drinking game Edward 40 Hands, this classier spectacle takes place during New Years Eve where inexpensive bottles of the notorious Andre California Champagne are ripe for the picking and replace the standard malt liquor 40 oz.

Strap them to your paws and await the applause.

Broski #1: Yo chief, what're you doing for New Years?
Broski #2: Edward Andre Hands, man. I got 6 bottles for less than ten cents.

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edward 40 hands

A legend among modern men. His name was edward, and he had 40 hands.

Person 1:

"Dear God, does that man have 40 fucking hands?
Person 2:

"Yes. He is Edward 40 hands."

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