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A small lap dog. That is better than any cavalier. They are very rare and expensive. Many executives buy these dogs as family pets. They are not widely known and are like a diamond dog. They love to be with their owners and tolerate children. Probably the best small dog you can get. There are only a handful in the U.S.A. They are well known in the UK as the "Queen's Loyal Companion". They are also known as a King Charles Spaniel. NOT A CAVALIER!
That white man in the Rolls-Royce had a English Toy Spaniel in his passenger seat.
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the language derrived from english that inhabits aol and msn and such.
i gtg, latta. lmao, rofl, ttyl, ;), lol, and other such crap
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The best soccer that England has to offer. Contains some of the best soccer players in the world such as Frank Lampard, Steven Gerrard, van Nistelrooy, Thierry Henry and many more!
English Premier League is the shit!
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(n.) An incoherent science characterized by arbitrary and ever-changing rules and standards.
A non-analytical approach to solving problems. Often results in false, illogical, contradictory, or otherwise useless conclusions.
English teacher science asserts that there is no inconsistency in the fact that, while MLA exists as a uniquely defined document preparation guideline, it also exists as infinitely many interpretations by English teachers around the world.
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A deadly malt liquor that contains a fair amount of (somewhat poisonous) fusel alcohol. Strong and generally cheap, OE is easy to find at 1:50 am. The petroleum flavor will frequently disagree with "beer connoisseurs" but is almost always enjoyed by respectable slummers.
Fucked-up Dude 1: I wana get ripped.
Fucked-up Dude 2: We're already ripped, yo.
Fucked-up Dude 1: Yeah, well I jonzin a fat 40 of Old English 800 'bout right now... let's go to Liquor Locker.
Fucked-up Dude 2: You talkin bout 8-ball? Ah shit, I'm in!!
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Definition- A phrase used to describe your utter disdain for what they're saying to you.
You don't agree with what they're saying to you as it's a slight against your persons or what you believe in.
1st person: Man your an idiot. The last thing you want to do is smoke around those gas tanks.
2nd person: Man...fuck yo' english.
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When you are squatting over your old lady and steeping your balls real good in her mouth with a old fashioned tea bagging and you drop a hot turd on her chest.
Rachel was steeping my ballsack real good last night but was not overlay fond of the English tea biscuit.
I woke her up today to the sights, sounds and savory smells of an English tea biscuit.
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