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are caring individuals with great talent and are extremely endowed
i got myself one of those ryan evans fellows
A meme-infested kid with mad gamer skills and a bundle of swagger
"Dude, you're such an Evan Chapstick." -Francesco
"I know man, I know." -Andrew
A not very popular name to define but a more lovely one. John (meaning graced by god) and Evan (meaning the Lord is gracious) combined is a very religious sounding definition, but you will never meet a terrible person who holds this name.
They are usually very tall making you feel inferior but once you know them they will be the nicest and shyest person, easy to fall for and easy to assert dominance against, at least until they stand back up.
This is a mainly masculine name and very rare, there are very few who hold this name and very few who can hold this person in turn. Making them a treasure of sorts, hard to find, hard to get and hard to keep at times though you will always come running back.
‘I am graced by god and the Lord is gracious’ said some religious person when deciding to make the name John-Evan.
‘That’s a tall person’
‘Yeah that’s John-Evan’
funniest nigga youll ever meet but can also be gay as fuck but he is cool and will ride for any of his niggas
thats my nigga Evan Hill
A motherfucker who gets mad bitches by literally doing nothing whatsoever.
Isaiah- “Did you see Riley Evans hot that girls number?”
Shane- “Yea bro he didn’t even do nothing, just walked in there.”
When a friend tells you to come to a party because lots of girls are coming too. When you get to the party there is one hot girl and your friend calls dibs.
Friend- "hey man, you should come to this party! There are going to be so many hot girls!"
You- go to party
Friend- "sorry bro, there is only one hot girl, and I called dibs already"
You- such an Evan Promise...