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Ocular Distortion Factor

When a woman appears to be hot with sunglasses on, but soon as she takes them off, becomes tremendously less hot

Ben spots a beautiful girl walking into a building so he followed inside to talk to her, but when he walked in he immediately left because she had removed her sunglasses and revealed the ocular distortion factor.

by Captian McAwesomeville March 28, 2012


Rolfs factor

A mathematical factor, used on equations to obtain the correct result, no matter the operation required to be performed.

"I cant get the correct result in this formula"
"Just use Rolfs factor"
"Oh yes, now it works"

by Wagio December 7, 2017


relative growth factor

When you sport a chubby after your first cousin walks in the room.

Man, i had not seen my cousin since last summer...she has tatas now....my relative growth factor was off the chart!

by Steelersfreak2 March 20, 2019


Carcass Factor

The rating for how close your food resembles a carcass.

Chicken tenders are low in Carcass Factor where wings are higher, and a roasted bird is even higher.
Things like boiled crawfish and the whole pig with the apple in its mouth are the absolute highest in Carcass Factor.
"I can't eat it if it's lookin back at me."

by TheAmericanVerb September 3, 2021


slip factor

The amount of times a dick falls out of a vagina, usually because it's small like Riley O'Connell.

What is your slip factor Isabel?

by Shakira lalagavesi August 17, 2017


Nate factor

Its the concept of conflict between whether you should or shouldn't ask for help in the late stages of a task, when it typically should've already been done.

My Engineering is due in a week, should I implement the Nate factor or not?

by May 15, 2022


true factor

what you say when something is true or agreed upon

Man: let me get this straight Mario can jump Sonic is fast Pikachu is electric Kirby likes to eat/breath
Boy: True factor

by Li´l child February 25, 2019