February 8th

February 8th is a day when supreme crackheads are born

Gabby: *doing “crackhead” stuff*
Tyler: “what’s wrong with her?”

Prisha: She was born on february 8th,she’s a supreme crackhead.

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February 7

National slap a hoe day. Slap someone you don't like

Girl 1:hi
Girl 2: *slaps*
Girl 1: what was that for?!
Girl 2: it's February 7

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February 5

This is the day where every Gemini has to ask out a girl they think is hot and if they said yes they are a keeper of they said no it's for the best

Bro 1: aye ask your crush out
Bro 2: um why?
Bro 1: it's February 5th!

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14 February

If your born on this day your so fucking flirty omg. And like stop being such an attention seeker NAMDLYLGL.

I was born on the 14 February✨

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February 7

Is where all the boys have big ass dick more then 12 inches

Girl:How long is your cock?

Girl 2:I slept with him like 13 inches

Girl:I'm gonna sleep with him

February 7

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February 5th

You have to do one of the listed below

1.Grab some ass

2. Make out with some1 over a 4

3. Ask your some1 u like out

4. Get some play iykyk

Me: it’s February 5th, what u finna do?
Friend: fuck a b or 2
Me: shhhhhsywhshsj nigga stop kappin

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February 16th

This is sex day so girls you know what that means go to u man and do the do

Also if this is your birthday u get sex by law from anyone

“What day is it honey”
“February 16th”
U know what that means sex”

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