crunchy frog

Noun. The crunchy frog is a colloquialism, describing a sex position in which two people are having sex on the lower stairs of a staircase. Both looking toward the ceiling. Vaguely referenced in S1Ep7 of the show Tacoma FD.

Participant 1: heels on stair three, hands planted on the floor with arms perpendicular to the floor, elbows locked

Participant 2: elbows on stair three, one foot planted on stair one, the other leg draped over your partners legs.

Called the crunchy frog because of the core strength required in combination with both participants being bent legged.

Remember that one chick, we totally did the crunchy frog up at her aunt's cabin this weekend. I think my hands got rugburn.

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Kill the frog

Start the day with a task you're continuously postponing.

' Oh no I don't want to do this Twitter analysis ' .

' Let's just kill the frog'

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big frog

A big frog is that boy you love. Your bf. Your big frog.

I love my bf (big frog) so much!

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Frog Toes

Enlarged alien thighs cows eat when they have anorexia and dyslexia.

Jax the bad boi kitty: "YooOooo you got some major frog toes!"
Priscilla: "wHooOo me?"
Jax the bad boi kitty: "YeahHhh your mammi got frog toYS"

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frogs smile

A sexual move where both partners are naked and the male partner starts behind the other and conducts a leap-frog maneuver over the others shoulders while letting their penis drag along the back side of the bottom partner.

"Maybe later we can go to my place later and you can give me a nice frogs smile"

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purple frog

A death omen.

"Wow, dude hope you didnt see a purple frog!"

"Why?"

"Because that means somebody is tryna kill u."

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Donkey frog

An arrogant poker player who just isn't that good!

"That Donkey Frog just gave me his chips on a plate!"

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