Kill the frog

Start the day with a task you're continuously postponing.

' Oh no I don't want to do this Twitter analysis ' .

' Let's just kill the frog'

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Frog Lake

place. Canadian town with wide-open friendly multi-racial populace and economy largely based on peat-moss excavation. Historically the scene of some minor dust-ups in the settlement of the west by non-paleoanimists, Frog Lake has grown over the years from a watering place for wandering herds of bison entrancers to a source of inspiration to both Canadian constitutional experts and quilt makers.

Home to both the third-best hockey team in north-western Saskatchewan and the largest interpretive centre between Frank and Esterhazy.

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I hear the crime rate in Frog Lake is pretty low . Kudos to the populace.

Really? Where'd you hear that?

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Frog Toes

Enlarged alien thighs cows eat when they have anorexia and dyslexia.

Jax the bad boi kitty: "YooOooo you got some major frog toes!"
Priscilla: "wHooOo me?"
Jax the bad boi kitty: "YeahHhh your mammi got frog toYS"

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frogs smile

A sexual move where both partners are naked and the male partner starts behind the other and conducts a leap-frog maneuver over the others shoulders while letting their penis drag along the back side of the bottom partner.

"Maybe later we can go to my place later and you can give me a nice frogs smile"

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purple frog

A death omen.

"Wow, dude hope you didnt see a purple frog!"

"Why?"

"Because that means somebody is tryna kill u."

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Donkey frog

An arrogant poker player who just isn't that good!

"That Donkey Frog just gave me his chips on a plate!"

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crazy frog

some little bitch who has a tiny dick and caused the holocaust

crazy frog caused the holocaust

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