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The dirty gorilla is when two "gorillas" are having intercourse with a young female, preferable of the white origon, and said female takes a nasty dump on the one gorillas penis. The gorilla then slaps the female in the face with his shit stained penis creating a shit beard.
Guy 1: Yo n-word jim, me and you totally destroyed that white bitch last night.
N-word Jim: I know I can't believe you gave her the dirty gorilla.
Guy 1: I bet that ho still has pink eye from that shit beard.
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A slang term for any type of hydrocodone pill.
I'm so pumped to get some vanilla gorilla this weekend and get super high!
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When you are in the bath and you have explosive diarrhoea.
The mist represents the brown mist being expelled from your anus and the gorillas are the nuggets also being expelled from said anus.
Steve: Woah! Last night I had a curry then took a bath. I had gorillas in the mist.
John: Nice Steve... Nice...
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A vanillia gorilla is when a guy spunks on a girls face and then proceedes to grab a handful of pubic hair and throw them on her face, hence creating a white gorilla scene.
Man, last night i gave jessica a vanillia gorilla.
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a no-name clothes brand from sears given to a young boy on christmas from his grandmother who has no interest in wearing the article of clothing EVER.
hey, did you just get a gorilla biscuit tee for Christmas man? I feel bad!
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when you take a shit and it flies all over the toilet leaving the bowl all messy just like if you would take the toilet off the floor and slam it back down.
Man, someone pulled the angry gorilla on that shit pot!!!
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Gorilla Glue is the "putty" created in the process of "Penis Fly Trapping". After you finish once and keep stroking it, the consistency of the jizz becomes like Gorilla Glue, making it hard to keep stroking and finish a second time.
It was a lonely Friday night, and I was sitting there stroking my hog watching Telenovelas. Out of boredom I wanted to keep going and try to accomplish a Penis Fly Trap, but the jizz got tacky and it was like jerking off with Gorilla Glue.
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