For use when someone calls that you dont want to talk to.
Must also be used when they are asking for someone that is not named Greg.
It will drive them crazy for sure.
**ring**
"Jello?"
Telemarketer: "Hi! May I speak with (Name) please?"
"Uh, guhl we ain't got no Greg!"
**Hang Up**
Laugh ass off..... cause you know it's funny.
#weaintgotnogreg
For use when someone calls for you and you do not want to talk to them.
Use Greg even if that is not the name of the person they are looking for. It adds to the effect.
"Hi may I speak to (insert name here)?"
"We ain't got no Greg" (hang-up)
1 a passive supporter of a subculture, fandom or community, one
which is not yet an ordained stan or ally
2 a person with little to no interest in a fandom, but is willing to enjoy
it for the sake of a loved one because they're just a great fucking
person like that
"Please bear with me if I ask any dumb questions. I'm a greg when it
comes to Supernatural, but I love hearing you talk about it and I want
to enjoy it with you."
"I don't think my grandparents fully understand asexuality. They're
just a couple of gregs."
the largest and fastest growing army on the internet, do not look that up it is true
"greg is the fastest growing army on youtube, don't look that up"
Greg is a son of a bitch and a crackhead who calls kids fat ass and drinks brisks
Greg you crack head
Greg is a word meaning dick Gregga is a word meaning pussy
Damn boy lemme suck on that Greg