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The head of a mans penis. The way the tip of the penis looks while wearing a cock-ring. All huge penises have a purple heart on the tip of them.
My oh my Mr. Blank, I have never seen such a big purple heart in all my life.
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When you half-wrap your cock under your ball skin and pop one ball out the side to make it look like a fat vein and chamber and proceed to squeeze it underneath to make it beat like a pig's heart
Your mom said she loved pork so I showed her my pig heart
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One that is distracted by the daily worries of the world instead of focusing on God's wisdom to face life's challenges.
Although one can witness Sarah's love for God and his people, however, her choked heart has stunted her spiritual growth with her Creator.
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a medal received in the military that is handed out like 800mg Ibuprofen is in the military, which anyone in the military knows is given for all ailments including cancer, its a shame too because some people actually deserve this medal versus the people who were waiting to go to battle and received a splinter in their finger and kissed a lot of higher ranking ass and were put in for these medals through chain of command such as ,er, John KerryPeanut Fucker, oh i'm sorry did i really just say that?I deserve my medals so much that I just had to throw them away, Im so proud of me and my country that i'm going too picket and protest the war cause i'm so smart!
John Kerry is a undeserving, disrespectful, piece of crap who somehow weaseled his way into saying he has three purple hearts, that he threw away and then later retrieved on e-bay,oh and i almost forgot a very unfortunate frankensteinish looking man!
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An extremely fun, but extremely gay videogame.
The gameplay is amazing, but the whole disney thing totally kills it.
Also it uses the typical annoying square character layouts which they beat to death in every fucking game they make. just about every character has spikey hair...oversized bright eyes...ridiculous clothes that have zippers in totally pointless places...and so on.
Yea I know this word will get tons more thumb downs then thumb ups, Fuck you.
Kingdom Hearts 3 plotline: Sora and the warriors of light battle the dark forces of footlocker, Old Navy and the barber shop. Will and save the World(s) ?!?!?! 0_0
....I really hope not.
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A water balloon with a rock inside it. Typically used by drunks, frat boys, date rapists and drunken frat boy date rapists. Or the mentally retarded. People who throw black hearts are typically murdered by their targets.
Man: "Those shit-headed frat boys threw a black heart at my windshield and so that is why I cut their testicles off and stabbed them to death."
Officer: "Oh! A black heart? That's understandable then. You're free to go."
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when a guy flashes, holding his nuts and concealing his member. Named for the appearance of the genetalia.
not usually used in sentences,more of a phenomenon.
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