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The perfect size finger mullet , used for fishing live bait .
"What did bill catch that gator trout on man ?"
A dang ol' hog leg man!
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The Water Pig is recognizable by its barrel-shaped torso, enormous mouth and teeth, nearly hairless body, stubby legs and tremendous size. Usually a bitter person who is divorced and living with a skinny ass sick person who likes to screw the wet spot. Despite its stocky shape and short legs, it can easily outrun a normal child or chase and ex-husband/wife down. Water Hogs have been clocked running at 30 km/h (19 mph) causing earth quakes of a magnitude of 6.6. They usually drive old sub-compact cars, vans, or land yauts.
Many that women is huge! You havn't seen nothing. I use to be married to that Water Hog. She's been known to run my truck off the road on foot.
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Chap 1: why are you on my door step at 6 AM??
Chap 2: I've come with the best news regarding the woman I've been courting!
Chap 1: Wot then??
Chap 2: she's swallowed the hog!!
Chap 1: you slimy bastard! congrats!
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Slapping around a female with an above average circumference for fun or competition.
John drank too many Irish Car Bomb’s and started playing hog soccer at work.
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One who likes to have sex with fat chicks in the mud. A true hog roller is sure to roll the fat chick over on a fours to get them from behind, then rolls them over on to their back to make sure they are muddy and sloppy all over.
I saw Keith banging this fat whore down by the river last night. He was getting her from behind, he's a true hog roller that boy!
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A woman, mainly a gross and disgusting, who is gang banged often by her "guy friends" solely just for the purpose of them getting off. More times then not she thinks they are actually attracted to her and they actually want more then just to get off. Usually during the act she is moaning (squealing) and sweating profusely, stinking up the entire area.This woman can usually also be called a bush hog.
When the 5 of them walked in with skylar we immediately all nodded in agreement that she was their slam hog and would indeed be bending over for each and everyone of them later tonight.
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When a female shaves her pubic hairs down the middle and leaves the two remaining sides hairy.
"Was it styled?"
"Yeah, it was the Boss Hog! AWESOME!"
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