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Group of guys hires a Russian hooker with a cold sore, pass her around the group, and see who catches the mouth herp.
Poor Steve caught the mouth herpes when we played Russian Hooker Roulette a couple weeks ago. He's gone through 3 tubes of Abreva.
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A nasty female who has fucked more people than a pirate himself has.
Girl 1: Oh my gosh did you hear that fucked another guy?!
Girl 2: Ya she's a Dirty Pirate Hooker.
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A hooker, ho, or whore who once you get her into the room asks you if she could just watch you do yourself. Usually characterized by her falling asleep during the middle of it. You often feel ripped off after she leaves.
Porch monkey refers to being lazy and the hooker can be of any color.
"How was your birthday present we sent you last night Bill?"
"Terrible you bought me a Porch Monkey Hooker"
"Shit I'm sorry man"
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another name for a stupid fucking blonde chick who is known for just being her whoreishly self.
Paris Hilton is a dirty pirate hooker thats must die now.
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When it's so cold outside that the sperm in your balls freezes up, creating hooker ice cream.
Guy One: It's fuckin cold outside!!
Guy Two: Dude I know. I think I have some hooker ice cream goin' on.
Guy One: Maybe that whore Adriana will suck on you to get that ice cream!
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A slut, who tends to take anything she is given at any given moment. They tend to be gold diggers, but are not as skilled, and are temporary.
Overall identifiers:
1) Fuck anything that can walk, hop or crawl.
2) Do anything for money and/or a good time.
3) Can fit at least one set of balls in their mouth.
Observers:
Girl One: Oh she is a dirty pirate hooker!
Girl Two: Dena?! I know, she has done at least every guy in this room, she must be hungry or something.
Girl One: I swear I heard her bragging about how many balls she can fit in her mouth...
Guy and Dirty Pirate Hooker:
Guy: Wow, you seem like a good time.
Dirty Pirate Hooker: I know I do, let's hookup sometime.
Guy: For real?
Dirty Pirate Hooker: Yeah, whats your name again?...
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the best trivia team in Bethesda. The team often alters its name to fit a theme, holiday, or season, but the "Dead Hooker" part always remains.
-Dead Hooker Storage kicked butt last night at Union Jacks!
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