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A derogatory name for vagina coming from the similarity in shape.
I told you Matt wouldn't fight. He's too much of a horse collar.
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A girl who is normally named Ava and has taken her obsession of horses way too far. She will neigh like a horse, eat carrots at lunch, gallop in gym class and definitely will bite you if you get on her bad side.
The horse girl just bit me and now I have teeth marks on my arm.
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To masturbate while sobbing.
After coming home early and finding his wife having sex with the next-door neighbor, Tim, who is a giant pussy, pouted his way to the bathroom, locked the door and horse-whispered.
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SIMILAR TO THE DONKEY PUNCH, BUT WHILE HAVING ANAL SEX, INSTEAD OF PUNCHING HER IN THE HEAD, YOU PUNCH HER ON HER ASS CHEEK, CAUSEING HER TO TIGHTEN HER ENITRE ASS, SQUEEZING YOUR DICK.
i heard my brother yell "horse punch!" from the other room right before she kicked him out of her place half dressed.
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Hors d'oeuvres that taste so horrible that they could be made with horse meat.
I'd stay away from that table - it's full of horse d'oeuvres.
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a secret party lead by horses.
usually containing vodka spiked hay and other tight ish like that.
horse parties only allow horses so unless you have some sort of magical transforming into a horse power, you will probably only hear legends of such parties.
they are way more fun than any party hosted by college kids.
like most other parties when the horse owner is coming to check on the horses they neigh "5-0! 5-0!"
"neeeeigh! someone spiked the hay! the horse party is about to craaack bro!"
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Neil Young's backing band in the 70's and 80's
When my Rust Never Sleeps CD broke I shit a brick cause Crazy Horse was on it
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