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a Mega human is somebody even more amazing then a super Human. somehow. and can do things such as "Flight" And "sonic speed". but also things a little bit better then Super humans. so things that you know. CAN MAYBE BE POSSIBLE. pretty much.
"I CAN BREAK BONES WITH MY BEAR HANDS. IM A MEGA HUMAN!"
Generally used in a professional setting, human clutter refers to a person who is so unproductive and utterly worthless that they are a detriment to the rest of the team. These people get in the way of other coworkers getting shit done.
The human equivalent to a bunch of plastic toys strewn across the floor.
Lindsay is a server at a busy restaurant. Lindsay makes messes all the time, but slacks off during cleanup. Lindsay stands around in the kitchen when she doesn't have any food coming up and should really be watching her tables. Lindsay is human clutter.
It consists of blowing into the receivers anus while firmly grasping the gonads and you can probably guess the boner part, in order to emit a symphony of weird noises.
Man 1: Becky gave me a human tromboner last night
Man 2: that sounds like it was fun
Man 1: yeah she played my ass like a jazz tuba
A person who rides/slides attatched by a rope to the rear of an automobile. Ideal in snowy/icy conditions at speeds of 10-40 MPH.
Video-taping yourself as a human trailer provides a evening of entertaining antics.
A Human Flamethrower is where a take a large syringe and fill it with alcohol. You then stick the syringe down the tip of your penis and inject the fluid in. After injecting you hold a lighter at the tip of the penis and piss out the alcohol causing a Human Flamethrower.
Damn, grandma you didn’t tell me that pops did a Human Flamethrower back in Vietnam.
When a person is ejected from a car during a wreck and walks away from it after flying like a torpedo through the air
Did you hear about Bruce and he pulled the human torpedo