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The act of base to tip stimulation to get fully erect. Subject rests pinkie on the pubic area then proceeds to rub hand up to the tip of the penis, grip semi-tight. Subject repeats until fully stimulated. Lotion is highly recommended for a successful transmission between Major Tom and ground control.
Fred got home from school and did a little ground control to Major Tom while watching Step-By-Step.
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This Is A Parody Of Major Tom, And The Famous Line This Is Ground Control To Major Tom.
This Isnt An Inside Joke, If It Was, It's A 1.72 Million Inside Joke, However It Never Really Had A Defention And Was A Throw Off Joke, So Now It Means When You Want To Bang Someones Mother (As A Joke, Like A Type Of Your Mom Joke)
This Is Ground Control To Your Mom!
Person 2: John, Please Get Out Of Bedroom, And For The Last Time, You Cannot Do My Mother
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the child that the put up on posters to make people say,"oh dear jebus! im going to start taking birth control so that doesn't end up poping out of me."
"you are the poster child for birth control."
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Kids who dont belong on the face of the earth and appear on birth control commercials
Eric Fishel should be a Birth Control Poster Boy because hes so fuckin ugly and half-retarded looking
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Having strictly anal sex with your partner because you can't afford another child
Me and the misses are on the
Irish birth control
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To have sex with a woman, raw dog, with them under the presumption that your name is real...when in reality it is a false name. This is used in case the woman becomes pregnant...hence the baby wouldn't be yours.
"Dude you had sex with that slut...and she got pregnant! What are you going to do!!!!"
"No sweat, I used European Birth Control."
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