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Wetherspoons waiter who shares wisdom, humour and concerns. Looks out for you whilst you get drunk on a budget.
"Good effort, remember to keep hydrated"
"Mate, check Clifford out, he's being a proper Spoons Dad".
A person who is a unlikable and kind of an asshole.
Steve is a slotted spoon.
To make a remark on social media that opens you up to ridicule and hilarity.
I bleached the spoons when I said One Direction were musicians.
I bleached the spoons when I didn't know who Shakespeare was.
The mental coupling of 2 individuals by engaging in an intellectual debate or discussion where one individual's thoughts embraces the other individual's thoughts. This process may result in a mind fuck.
We had no idea what we wanted to do for our project so we spent the evening mind spooning.
Someone who is absolutely retarded when it comes to playing rocket league. Is also probably morbidly obese, with dorito crumbs stuck in their flabby rolls. Their moms wish they would have gave head on the night of conception, or aborted hard.
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Name for someone who is utterly incapable of being intelligent
John got a 37% in PE. What a poop spoon.
Cup and Spoon. - The act of sleeping with somebody, while you spoon them, and cup a part of their anatomy in a close embrace.
She decided to cup and spoon me all night, which meant I had an 8 hour testicular exam of the nicest form.