A person who is a unlikable and kind of an asshole.
Steve is a slotted spoon.
To make a remark on social media that opens you up to ridicule and hilarity.
I bleached the spoons when I said One Direction were musicians.
I bleached the spoons when I didn't know who Shakespeare was.
When someone gets sexually aroused after eating off spoon that was in a donkeys rectum.
"I got a raging boner after eating off of my donkey spoon."
Name for someone who is utterly incapable of being intelligent
John got a 37% in PE. What a poop spoon.
Someone who is absolutely retarded when it comes to playing rocket league. Is also probably morbidly obese, with dorito crumbs stuck in their flabby rolls. Their moms wish they would have gave head on the night of conception, or aborted hard.
An accessory for your cool beans. “Cool-spoons” can be used to describe anything cool.
“Bro I just got a new dog!”
“Woah cool-spoons, dude!”
When Corey is hanging out with you and takes out a spoon and shoves into his rectum and dances around like a Mexican jumping bean
Hey look the guy is doing the cool spoon and he is great at it.