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January 1 is national NUT in her face day. Just go up to her and spread ur new year nut all over her face!
January 1:Hey babe lemme nut in ur face real quick
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half a hand job followed by half a blow job
Yo mumma dished out 1/2 a wristy then politely finito wit 1/2 a buenny j (1/2 and 1/2)
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That 1-L isn't going to make law review unless Sandra Day O'Connor comes in and takes his final for him.
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Defcon 1 is a code used amongst guys for when a woman is at that time o the month and should not be argued with, agreed with or even spoken to. God save any man who's girlfriend is at Defcon 1.
Defcon 2 is achieved when there are either 2 Women at Defcon 1 or if one Woman is so far into Defcon 1 she is psychotically raging around destroying all in her path. May God have mercy on her boyfriend's soul.
Guy 1: Hey man, whats up with your girl.
Guy 2: Defcon 1 man.
Guy 1: *makes sign of the cross* Godspeed.
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How myspacers put emphasis on certain things. If you ask me its annoying, not cool or cute.
Supposed to be a "mistake" while making exclamation marks where the shift button is "accidentally" depressed while pushing 1.
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National hug your shortest best friend day. Girl or guy.
Me: Hey, it’s November 1, you know what that means?
Friend: Uh oh....
Me: *Suffocates then with a hug*
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Mostly called the Pinnacle of Motorsports but in reality it's just europeans sucking each other off in their trillion dollar cars that never reach top speed because the tracks dont allow for them to do so.
That Formula 1 race was boring as hell, there was no passing, they just all drove around this big road course for 4 hours and never even raced each other.
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